Happy birthday to corefan. Vulgar poems for brother on his birthday. Birthday Poems for the woman you love

Because we have one life
Live boldly - old man:
Fart loudly, sneeze out loud,
Trim it to…. fluff,
Sniff, drink, walk, fight,
Every day is like a horse.
Remember we have one life,
Happy Birthday to You!

I wish you good luck!
Happy birthday, you have become more mature,
You have become taller and bolder in life
You just became a real Macho,
You grew up with him and matured together,
He bothered you without doing anything,
You aroused him clumsily,
And he demanded a woman's body...
Let someone give you affection
And he will open the cave with his hands,
And you will enter as if into a tender fairy tale
Rolling up your flesh with your sleeves.

My dear friend, you are like a brother to me,
Well, I congratulate you many times,
Let the Hummer drive itself into your garage,
The girls will have the same surroundings,
So that football does not soar with its results,
Problems were solved automatically,
Let the wife not create scandals at home,
And let the mother-in-law be forever happy!
So that beer flows like a violent stream straight into your throat,
And the liver was healthy for a long time!
So that a fish the size of an elephant bites,
And while hunting to catch a boar,
Happy Birthday, anyway, brother,
Let's have a drink for strength of spirit!

Today is a wonderful day
The sound of the waves and the singing of birds...
What am I getting at, my friend?
Yes, simply - Happy Birthday!

May you have as much health as
Mom wishes you! May you have so much strength
how much your wife wishes for you! And when you are in the evening
stay late, let something happen
what your wife thought, but not what
What did your mom think?

My dear friend, my congratulations to you on your birthday. So that you live on one salary - but so that this salary is at least the presidential salary! So that Bill Gates borrows money from you, and Dolce and Gabbana consults you on what is fashionable this season! And so that a real downpour of “green American rubles” falls over you without stopping, fulfilling all your whims!

Happy birthday friend,
The best corefan in the world!
I'll send you an SMS
So, congratulations!
Let the failures fly away
Success with fortune, they will arrive!

Sincerely and with all my heart, today I wish you a happy birthday. It just so happens that once a year we celebrate our birth, and thank our mother and the Lord for life. I wish you on this day good mood and inspiration for new actions, plans, actions. Because the mood for the whole year will depend on the mood on this day. May all your actions be given to you easily and without special effort, and harmony and comfort always reign in the heart. Even if you encounter difficulties along the way, accept them as a test and as a reason to rise to a higher level. Don’t accumulate evil in your heart, let there be room for love and joy. I wish you a pleasant, carefree life that will take you to the land of your childhood dreams. You have to fight for happiness, I wish you perseverance and perseverance. Only lower your hands when you are helping someone to rise. Believe in success. And he will definitely come.

Happy forty-sixth anniversary we brought
Congratulations and a beautiful gift,
And, having abandoned things, they were certainly able to
Visit this evening as a couple
Let short, but very cheerful hours,
To congratulate the hero of the day,
May your soul throw off all types of shackles
And it will fly up like a bird, ringing!

Happy birthday. At 46 years old, may every dawn in your life be happy and every sunset illuminated by success. I wish you not to know defeat and continue to confidently achieve brave goals. And may you have good neighbors, faithful friends, loving loved ones and great opportunities.

May your health be strong
And the heart is forever young!
May your every day be bright
To the joy of us and all our families!
We hasten to congratulate you on your 46th birthday!
We wish you happiness, good mood,
Success, vigor, good luck,
Good health to boot.

Madam! Working next to you
Believe me, pleasure and honor,
And, moreover, the reward for work is
The fact that you exist among us!

And, with trembling consciousness, we languish,
The consciousness that you are somewhere nearby,
We move progress inexorably,
Having gone ahead far from Moscow!

And on this bright day - your birthday! –
We have gathered to congratulate you together,
To lift your mood a little,
And ask to accept a gift from us!

We want to wish you carefree days,
Smiles, happiness, life without troubles,
So that the love is mutual, of course,
And - loud production victories!

Because you shine -
The world around is becoming brighter.
Happy birthday!
Make a wish for what you want.
And it will come true confidently
What the soul enjoys.
You at any time and place
Consistently good!

Colleague, you are 46!
And you look exactly 30.
Let me find out the secret
How can this be achieved!

Happy 46th birthday to you, colleague,
We want to congratulate you.
And about this
We'll make you pour it.

Let's drink to your victories,
For income, career,
So that you are for beginners
Just a nice example.

In your personal life I love you
The team wishes.
Let the family hearth be yours
The century does not cool down

46 is a wonderful age,
Much has been done, much more to come,
We wish you a joyful, cheerful life,
May luck accompany you on your journey.
Please accept congratulations from the bottom of my heart,
May God grant that all your dreams come true,
So that your eyes never become sad,
So that everyone respects and loves you.

Funny 46th birthday greetings to a colleague

Happy Birthday - forty-six,
Oh, there are so many more - I can’t count them.
We congratulate you with all our hearts
Always keep your nose up
We wish you good luck,
Have a long journey
So that there is a sea of ​​health,
Always go through life with joy!

Forty-six is ​​a special date,
These years cannot be compared with anything,
And of course flowers and gifts,
On your birthday you should give it.

We wish you fun, enthusiasm,
Lots of strength, health, warmth,
So that the world is surrounded only by love,
And spring blossomed in my soul!

If you don't get enough
I don't get any buzz from work
And the boss accepts
For a stupid idiot
If you're near the end of work
You can’t feel your feet underneath you
We'll console you a little:
Know that you are not alone!

Get younger every year
Have fun!
At 46 it's not too late
Live life in a new way!
May your work make you happy,
Hobbies, family, friends!
To live was a hunt
Both for them and for yourself!
Happiness, joy of health,
Bright days, big victories!
May the sun shine brightly on you!
Conquer the whole world!

I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you a lot of happiness, kindness and love! And don’t forget that no matter how serious life is, it’s just a game in which I wish you to be a winner!

Our colleague has walked forty-six years,
And time flew by unnoticed, suddenly.
We wish you on your birthday
Only the best mood.
Let the inexorable clock slow down,
Let the stars stop the endless race.
We wish your dreams come true,
And more kindness in the world.

We wish that all stages of your ascent be successful, your goals high, your victories brilliant! And let your noble heart always be warmed with love!

There is a reason for fun -
Birthday, forty six,
Cover the clearing quickly
The guests will arrive joyfully.

There's still so much ahead
Fortunately, let the road lie
Success awaits you in your career path,
And you are extremely lucky!

Well, where can we get such a song?
Find worthy words
So that from warm congratulations
Your head was spinning.

So that on this day you remember
Not the sum of all the years lived.
And they forgot about sorrows.
God bless those who don't have them.

Beautiful congratulations on your 46th birthday to your colleague

The entire team lined up as if for a parade, Everyone is happy to sincerely congratulate you, Compliments rained down on you, Dear colleague, happy 46th anniversary. May life give you happy moments, May your mood always be excellent, May you be valued, loved, respected, May reliable friends surround you.

Your merits cannot be counted,
You are 26 today (36, 46).
And this figure is not silent,
She tells everyone the truth.
That you are young and beautiful,
Your walk is proud.
You are our pride, happiness, strength.
Mutual love is deserved.
There is no better person in the world,
Mysterious... What's the secret?
We hasten to congratulate you,
And we wish you from the bottom of our hearts.
Health, joy, luck,
Excellent mood.
Let all adversity fly away,
And disappear out of sight.
Years of luck are added,
Peace in the house, money and peace.
You are our star, joy,
We are always glad to see you.
Be happy, our sweet ray of light,
And remember, there is no one better than you in the world!

You are only forty-six,
Today is a celebration in your honor,
We drink glasses full to the bottom,
May life be excellent.
Let luck not pass you by,
Let the sadness go away forever,
Let bright Star Your path is illuminated,
Let reliable friends always surround you.

Your unique advantages are countless.
After all, you look great at 46,
The mind is sharp, the character is truly golden,
Family, friends - everyone is proud of you!
What should I wish you on your birthday?
Of course, continue in this spirit!
Be a strong person, love this life
And you will get everything that is planned!

Colleagues, this is the one who is nearby,
With him you share the work and the reward,
He inevitably helps out
Inspires faith and hope,

That our team is very friendly,
And today the powers
My congratulations to one,
Who is with us all at the same time!

Happy birthday to you, colleague,
Let your whole life be blissful,
Let at work and in the family,
you would prosper everywhere!

Happy Birthday, colleague, congratulations!
And at 46 I wish you in destiny,
Let adversity leave you forever,
Let the gardens bloom in your soul!
I wish you well now,
Always keep your advice wise!
With love and happiness, be inseparable,
Bright years await you ahead!

Happy birthday, colleague. Let a new day open up new horizons for success, let no obstacle stand in the way of achieving your goal, let work bring not only a high salary, but also joy, let every moment of life be pleasure and sweetness..

They say love doesn't have many words,
Suffer, think, figure it out.
This is all, in my opinion, conditional,
We are people, we are not crucians.
And if you really want it,
To make your head spin with happiness,
Talk, talk, talk
The best words!

I wish you happiness from the bottom of my heart.
May all your dreams come true.
For example, do not gain weight, but eat sweets,
And so that my husband gives flowers for no reason!
Let suddenly a mink coat
Will appear in your big closet,
My husband and the girls will go clubbing
And he will say: “It’s good for you to take a walk!”
Let bank card with unlimited
Always kept in your wallet.
May you attract like a magnet
All that seemed only a dream!

Live, dear, for a long, long time
And don't count your years!
May happiness, joy and health
They always accompany you!
It doesn't matter how old you are today,
After all, it won't matter anymore.
We wish you happiness, good health,
And the most beautiful thing that we have been given in life!

We wish you much, much happiness,
We want you to be young in life
The road you took
It did not become a narrow path.
We wish you more love
Huge, pure, like a tear
And to smile more often
Your happy eyes!

Happy birthday to you
And on this day I want to wish,
May the star of happiness always shine
And she didn’t dare to fade away forever.
I wish you health, success,
So that your love is bright,
To make people smile at you
And the river of your life flowed.
I wish you not to meet
With grief, separation, betrayal
And I wish to always remain
Kind, beautiful, faithful.

Why are you sad, friend?
Birthday is not a reason to despair!
Put on a shorter dress, heels,
We will quickly cure you of boredom!
Pour it and sing it, and we’ll pick it up,
Let's go dance - there won't be enough room for us!
In general, stop thinking about the sad and bad!
You and I will dance and sing in a hundred years!

Birthday Poems for the woman you love

I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday,
I wish you happiness, good mood,
Success, vigor, good luck,
Good health to boot.
Live, bloom like a purple poppy,
Not knowing grief and need,
And bloom again in spring,
And cherish the caress of the sun!

On your birthday I wish you
Life without hassle
A corner of earthly paradise
Home all year round.

So that lunch grows on trees
Right in the yard
Domestic affairs in relationships
Avoid you.

Chocolate has zero calories
And a healthy cake.
And a ticket to the sanatorium
To a seaside resort.

So that prices don't bite.
And today everything
So that you can guess for yourself,
What to give you.

I congratulate you heartily
And I wish you to live carefree!
Don't be sad and don't get sick,
Everything for the joy of having:
House, family, car, dacha,
Money for a stash,
To ride and see the world,
Get younger, don't get old!
So that everything is positive,
May you always live beautifully!
So that all dreams come true,
Much joy to you!

Happy birthday to you!
Let the smile never leave your eyes!
Let your cherished dreams come true!
There will be peace, fun and flowers in life!
Wake up to the April drops
And under the restless birds trill!
I wish you health and kindness!
A happy life, without tears and toils!

Beautiful like a queen
Kind, smart and majestic,
Congratulations to you today
They all carry it with joyful delight!
And everyone gives you gifts,
Armfuls of magnificent roses,
Postcards, songs and poems,
They make you so happy!
May you never meet
Bad weather, grief and misfortune,
And tenderness, affection, inspiration,
They will find you without any difficulties!

Happy Birthday to a woman - beautiful congratulations to the birthday girl

Birthday! Beloved women!
All the flowers today are for you alone,
Let life pass irresistibly
You remain just as young!
Lips, a little capricious and arrogant,
And in your eyes the azure of heaven,
Everything that happened to us...Unforgettable!
You are a Goddess! Miracle of miracles!
Let the arrows circle and rush
Let them change ages and years,
I want to touch your hand
And stay with you forever.

Happy Birthday,
We wish you love, kindness, good luck.
Let the house full of guests come,
He will bring a lot of gifts.

We wish you to be late for work tomorrow,
And it took me a long time to get out of the gift rubble.
And so that your boss doesn’t scold you for this,
And after the holiday I got a hangover.

Birthday, we want to tell you,
Strong drinks should be celebrated
Eat, drink, walk, be merry,
You didn't fall under the table.

We wish you many good friends,
Always joyful and happy days.
Never be discouraged in life
Always shine with joy.

Never admit your age,
because you are as fresh and young as before,
tint your gray hair, here's your makeup,
and that’s it - all the men’s heads are spinning again!

Everyone will congratulate you on your birthday today,
but let no one ask how old,
let you come back at eighteen,
when you get your bouquet of daisies!

Happy Valentine's Day, my dear,
I wish you to be cheerful today and always,
Still beautiful, slender, smart, lively,
Unique, gentle, kind, strong and simple,
Phew, stop spouting beautiful words,
I want you to always be with us,
After all, you can’t find another man like him,
That's what I originally wanted to say!

Interesting congratulations to a woman on her birthday

Happy birthday, dear, I hasten to congratulate you,
You are the best in the world, I’ll say it, I won’t be mistaken,
You deserve only the most beautiful things in the world,
Cote d'Azur sea and clear sun,
I want to look at all this from my own ship,
Let life not be poor in impressions,
May fate not be stingy with happiness,
May good things happen to you!

If the wind is in your face, don’t bend,
If trouble strikes, brace yourself,
If there is joy in your heart, sing,
And always be yourself!

One more year to live. No problem!
This is the secret of life,
Always stay young
Even if the year increases!

I wish you great health,
So that your chest does not hang like a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do it for you.
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm clock, damn it,
And wild sex woke you up.

May your birthday give you light
All the planets existing around -
And you will always be in this light
She is sweet, beautiful and kind to everyone!

Let your life be like a dream
With wonderful events in it -
And every joyful story in a dream
May it be fulfilled within 100 years!

I congratulate you on your day,
My beautiful woman!
And I wish you smiles on your face,
Giving this verse to you!

May this day be luxurious, bright,
Perfect just for you!
All misfortunes will be carried away forever by the wind,
There will be only joy, my woman!

Let your beauty bloom forever,
Like a fresh bud of scarlet roses.
Be happy immensely, endlessly,
And only he makes you happy!

I wish you positivity
A lot of money, creativity,
Endless luck
Somewhere by the sea, a dacha.
Plus a lot of health,
Strengths are like that of a rhinoceros,
So as not to be sick in the morning
And, of course, don't grow old.
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck!

I wish you a self-assembled tablecloth,
And she’s wearing a beer with a battering ram,
Expensive coffee beans,
Cognac with black caviar,
Shish kebab with smoky scent
And cooler champagne,
Pineapples and bananas,
All - ten kilograms,
And also a bag of money
And a box of miracles,
A chest of health,
To always be “cheerful”,
Live a hundred years enjoying yourself.
Happy birthday, kisses!

Happy every day and let happy be your every day. I wish you a cool mood, constant drive and upward movement - towards your dreams, victories, laurels of fame, stars of desire. May your butt be drawn to adventures and great deeds both today and forty years from now.

Happy Valentine's Day!
I wish, in general, robbery -
So that happiness comes to you,
All your bad weather has stolen away.

Then, so that it surrounds tightly,
Good, it's full of money,
Health, joy, peace at your feet,
So that luck follows in your wake.

A bag of love and miracles for you,
Let fart become a reliable friend.
Swim in the sea and enjoy
And just smile wider.

I wish you to live and not worry,
In the evenings drink whiskey.
And on the weekend - barbecue at the dacha,
With loyal friends to boot.

I wish to live a hundred years
And have lobster for lunch
Sunbathing with my family in Dubai,
Ride only in Ferrari.

Always be positive
To make your dream come true,
And always swim in gold,
Smile as often as possible.

Living a great, awesome life
Unreal, incomparable,
Amazing, wonderful,
Fabulous, luxurious, cool,
Tasty, spicy, bright, passionate,
Intoxicating, amazing
With adoration, with inspiration
I wish you on your birthday!

Birthday has arrived
Whatever you want, guess.
Can you blow out the candle?
And quietly mutter:

"Mercedes, apartment, dacha,
Vacation, plane to boot,
A lot of money, a yacht at sea,
And a diamond mine..."

Everything can work out,
If you strive for this.
I wish you everything
May fate spoil you!

Happy Birthday!
Let life be like jam:
Sweet, bright, very tasty
And, of course, not sad.

May luck grab you
Will shower you with wondrous joy,
Stuffs happiness into pockets -
It will be in your power.

And fate will give you luck,
Will remove your doubts
To work and sing,
I wanted to go to a new day!

I'm not original
I wish you a lot of platitudes:
Happiness, joy, health, long years,
On the love front there are only victories.
But I really want originality,
To wish something without banality.
For example, boar health,
The love of life of a cheerful dog,
The softness of a cat and fluffiness,
Carefree bird voice,
Loyalty to you is only swan,
The resourcefulness, of course, is that of a snake,
The impudence (only in moderation) of a monkey,
And the perseverance was like a lamb.
Choose: what congratulations
Better for you on your birthday.
I wish you everything from the bottom of my heart.
Happy birthday to you!

I wish you Hennessy in a glass,
Roads are like a good riddance in the astral plane,
Free tour to Baden-Baden
And, of course, Gelenvagen!

Shoes, just from Gucci -
There is no cooler one in the area.
Dolce and Gabbana bag
Larger than a suitcase.

Put money there -
Euros are crazy thousands.
Francs, dollars, yuan -
Okay, let them be in your pocket!

I wish you to avoid stress
And sleep peacefully at night.
Let healthy indifference
Yours strengthens the body,
And so that the tone does not suffer,
Refill your glass often!

Our dear friend, glorious corefan,
Always be a little drunk with happiness.
Let the profits dance the waltz with you,
Well, let’s just have faith and love.
Chardash with health to dance for you,
With luck - pirouettes or pas de deux.
There are many different dances - just have time,
Don't forget about cancan and polka.
Let everything come true and good luck in everything
And may your whole life be filled with joy and joy in dancing.
And you can choose your own partners,
To skillfully circle with them according to fate.

Friend! I wish you on your birthday
From the heart and with inspiration
A sea of ​​all sorts of different benefits,
So that fate, like a good magician,

All my wishes came true!
Women's attention to you,
A whole suitcase of money
May all the guests get excited!

I always tell my friend,
That the years are unimportant to us:
Together we will move
Cataclysms are all right.
Happy Birthday to You!
May you live loving everyone!
There will be enough jokes for our lifetime,
Life will present us with its check.

I congratulate you on your birthday from the bottom of my heart, dear friend,
I want to live like a minister, so that everything revolves around me.
Let the trump card be the “car” and the wife beautiful,
Let your nest egg grow and your treasury replenish.

I wish you to relax only on warm islands,
May all your accomplishments have strength and scope.
Well, if things get bad, invite me to visit,
We’ll quickly “settle everything” together, that’s clear, guy, you know.

My friend, keep your money in bundles
And drive around in cool cars!
May the queen love you
And let the president be friends!

And looking in the big mirror,
Surprise very naughty
The face of a happy person without embarrassment!
Let it be so! Happy birthday!

Funny birthday greetings to a friend from a friend

I won’t wish you a wizard, you yourself are like a magician and sorcerer.
You can do everything, make a friend laugh or give out a lot of world-class ideas.
I’d rather wish you happiness, such that it will instantly knock you off your feet.
Another dollar from the euro of the harvest, so that I could afford everything in life.
Good health, always good luck in everything and only the most devoted friends.
There is also huge and mutual love, and without jealousy there is absolutely no use in it.
Well, in general, happy birthday, dear friend, I speak as a friend.
You are like a brother to me and like a sister, I will come visit you more than once.

My dear friend,
On your birthday with warmth
I send you a tender kiss,
(Don't ask for more!)

I wish you luck and good luck,
And solve problems like a man:
With mind and strength and money,
And be faithful to only one lady!

How nice it is to see a friend
And dote on him.
I will be a faithful friend -
Write it down for yourself!
Birthday is a holiday
For you and for me!
You are a reliable man
How would I live without you?

Happy birthday, buddy, congratulations to you,
I wish you to be a dexterous ninja in life’s always struggle,
Let money, fame and love attack more often,
Let courage excite you and excitement get your blood pumping.

Take the holiday wishes from your friend in your heart,
Let the fireworks sparkle and the fire burn within.
Always be charismatic so that the ladies are thrilled,
Let all your plans and goals submit to you.

You have become cooler and wiser,
What it was like a year ago, my friend!
Live better, more fun
And keep your youthful ardor!

As a friend, I promise
That I won't forget about you,
After all, even now I congratulate
Heartily happy birthday!

Comic funny birthday greetings to a friend in prose

I wish it for a friend as for myself. If there is bread, then with caviar; if there is happiness, then with plenty; if there is health, then with interest. May all doors open before you in life. And so that at every threshold you are greeted only with kindness. I wish you to get involved in a big way in happiness and prosperity, so that you can realize your most daring ideas. You are reliable, honest and fair, which means you deserve all this. Happy birthday!

Buddy! Congratulations on your birth! Let life pamper you like a child, but don’t forget that you are a man! May fate give you many pleasant moments, happy opportunities and interesting meetings! Do not be timid before strength, nor before intelligence, nor before money, but only before beautiful women! Live happily, enjoy every day and don’t forget to share with your friends not only your troubles, but also your successes!

Happy birthday to you, buddy! You are nearby, and therefore life is beautiful even in icy conditions. You and I don’t have conflicts, although sometimes we are ready to fight. It’s all nothing if you can drink beer together later and remember something good. We are not bothered by conventions, and personally, I am friends with you around the clock. You also do without unnecessary ceremony (my family appreciates this quality in you). And may it last forever...

Happy Birthday my dear friend. I wish that everything in your life has the prefix “pre”. The woman is beautiful, the mood is excellent, the obstacles are overcome, the friends are happy, the income is enormous. In general, I wish you overwhelming, exaggerated, radiant happiness!

Friend! I wish you to have a small tropical island full of all sorts of blessings, and a large comfortable plane to go there with a cheerful company whenever you want! Happy birthday!